Thursday, July 12, 2007

Somewhere in Lincolnshire......

For best effect replace 'salesman' with 'fisherman' and 'man' with 'birder'

Salesman: (shouting) Albatross....albatross....albatross.... albatross....albatross...albatross....albatross....albatross
Man: Two good humors please.
S: I haven't got any good humors, I've just got this bloody albatross....(shouts) Albatross
M: What flavor is it?
S: It's a bird mate, it's a bloody bird, it's not any bloody flavor....(shouts) Albatross
M: It's got to be some flavor, I mean everything's got a flavor.
S: All right, it's blood albatross flavor, it's bloody sea bloody bird bloody flavor....(shouts) Albatross
M: Do you get wafers with it?
S: Course you don't get bloody wafers with it, it's a bloody albatross isn't it...(shouts) Albatross
M: I'll have two please.
S: I've only got one you c********....(shouts) Albatross....albatross.... albatross....albatross

...if you need to know who its by, chances are you don't get it anyway!

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